that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Randomize