we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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