4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm at about main and main street
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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