no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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