my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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