I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
