biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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