what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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