nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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