and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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