He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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