Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
