there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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