when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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