We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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