My brain says no but my pants say off.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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