The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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