so that wasnt chicken after all
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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