Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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