it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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