Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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