You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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