'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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