you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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