I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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