So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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