In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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