Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
