I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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