YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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