The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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