I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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