There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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