Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Randomize
