I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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