I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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