Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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