My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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