But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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