question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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