Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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