I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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