Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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