At least make sure they are 18
Why
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
i now understand why vodka
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Never underestimate the power of titties
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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