So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
