Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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