Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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