We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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