Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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