Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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