No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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