Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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