He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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