your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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