okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
