I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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