I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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